And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances

…compare a raven to a writing desk.

…mention Peter Lawford in my presence.

“…hit the peppermint schnappster.”

“take a bet that the strange man can’t make cider come of your ear,” or some such thing.

Tug on Superman’s cape
Spit into the wind
Pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger
And you don’t mess around with Jim.

Peter Lawford? :confused:

I say the answer is in the second movie.

Peter Lawford played Brad Pitt’s part in the original Ocean’s 11.

“Tell her you love her”

Let the pigeon drive the bus.

“I tell you what: I’ll just steer,” :wink:

“And for God’s sake, whatever you do, don’t, under any circumstances drink God’s sake.”

Isn’t that sort of like saying, “Jesus thought he was Charles Manson”?


“Son,” my daddy says to me, “I am sorry I am not able to bankroll you to a large start, but not having the necessary lettuce to get you rolling, instead I’m going to stake you to some very valuable advice. One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.”

Thank you Chuck. That’s what I was getting at earlier, in case anybody was wondering.

“Cider” may be taken as a polite euphemism here.

“. . . let them show me in that condition on national television!” :eek:

I put a bullet in my Kia Lorenzo

Don’t ever play Lady of Spain again!

“…bring a knife to a gun fight.”