.
Across the Universe!
Always goin’ forward
'Cause we can’t find reverse.
And your point would be … ? 
There’s Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow
There’s Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, Captain!
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Cap’n.
Ahhhhh! We come in peace,
Shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill,
We come in peace,
Shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men!
Ye canna change the laws o’ physics
laws o’ physics, laws o’ physics!
Ye canna change the laws o’ physics!
Laws o’ physics, Jim!
Fave line: It’s worse than that, it’s physics, Jim!
Ye canna change the script, Jim!
“You’re being illogical,
emotional, and irrational–
how very fascinating,”
he observed, and raised an eyebrow. :dubious:
Speaking of filksinging, what’s the one that goes…
I wanna, I wanna I wanna be
An Imperial Engineer
[something, something, something]
For half a million years…
?
I dunno, Johnny.
E-mail this guy, maybe he would know. (includes a link for an MP3.
Seems like there were lots of these things around at one time.
Maybe everybody has seen this, but I still want to post the link.
http://www.seuss.org/seuss/seuss.sttng.html
Well, what if ST-TNG was written by Dr. Seuss?
You mean it wasn’t?
Horton Hears a Q
Wow. It’s…it’s…it’s…
…worse than the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.
HOW?! And for the love of Og, WHYYYYYYYYY!!!
Not only that, but there are hand motions.
Yes.
And it’s not even funny!
Ah, I was looking for an MP3 of that song! Thanks! 
Its worse than that, he’s dead jim, dead jim, dead jim,
Its worse than that, he’s dead jim, dead jim, dead jim,
DEAD!
Classic. Big smiles this morning. I actually bought this lots album when i was only a nipper. 
The word you mean is “boldly”, sir
“Boldly”, sir
“Boldly”, sir
The word you mean is “boldly”, sir
Get it right, man!
Wait, this is a *real *song? Holy hell.
That was my evil self. From The Enemy Within
Yeah, I was going by pure memory.
HEY!
Anyone remember that dance song from a while back that had a sample of Spock saying “Pure energy” ??
But, still. It was a memory ingram fault that I corrected by actually looking up the damn lyrics, Jim. I blame Tracer.