And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances

…taunt or annoy Happy Fun Ball!

“…mention the war!”

I always thought in that line he almost said “Apparently, he’s got a record longer than mine” but caught himself in time and turned it into “my…(whatever)”. Because a gaming commission agent with a record would be a bad thing.

… suggest that Sicilians have muddled origins, especially if they haven’t killed someone since 1984.

… or a shotgun to a tommy-gun fight.