Shakespeare played by...

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
Mike Tyson.

“A man can die but once”.
Rasputin

“How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child!”
Andrew J. Borden

Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog
Jamie Olivier

I love this - I need to come back since my mind is foggy right now - I just wanted to let you know that I think this is a great idea!

“God hath given you one face, and you paint yourselves another.”
Mary Kay

Why did you laugh when I said, “Man delights not me”?
Tom Cruise

“One may smile, and smile, and be a villain…”
The Joker

I do hate a proud man, as I hate the engend’ring of toads.
Donald Trump

O, what men dare do!
Evel Knievel

You win!

. . . I am in blood
Stepp’d in so far that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o’er.

George W. Bush

Thou art so fat-witted, with drinking of old sack and unbuttoning thee after supper and sleeping upon benches after noon, that thou hast forgotten to demand that truly which thou wouldst truly know. What a devil hast thou to do with the time of the day? Unless hours were cups of sack and minutes capons and clocks the tongues of bawds and dials the signs of leaping-houses and the blessed sun himself a fair hot wench in flame-coloured taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of the day.
Hillary Clinton

“Neither a borrower nor a lender be.”
James Cayne, Bear Stearns Cos.

“Arroint Thee, thy Rump-Fed Runyon…”

(Macbeth I.iii.6)
—Kim Kardashian

Ah, why should wrath be mute and fury dumb
I am no baby, I, that with base prayers
I should repent the evils I have done;
Ten thousand worse than ever yet I did
Would I perform, if I might have my will.
If one good deed in all my life I did,
I do repent it from my very soul.

Dick Cheney
Coal-black is better than another hue
In that it scorns to bear another hue;
For all the water in the ocean
Can never turn the swan’s black legs to white,
Although she lave them hourly in the flood.

Louis Farrakhan

O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope’s ear;
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!
So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows,
As yonder lady o’er her fellows shows.
The measure done, I’ll watch her place of stand,
And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.
Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
For I ne’er saw true beauty till this night.

Andrew Dice Clay

“I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it”
The Teeming Milions

“For you and I are past our dancing days”
M.C. Hammer

“The common curse of mankind, folly and ignorance, be thine in great revenue!”
Cecil Adams

This day shall gentle his condition
And gentlemen in England now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here
And hold their manhood cheap…

– John Wayne Bobbitt

Once more unto the breach dear friends…

–Ron Jeremy

A plague on both your houses!

–Paige Davis of “Trading Spaces.”

“Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.”
Edward R. Murrow

Out! Damned spot! Out, I say!

Monica Lewinsky