Guess what star of busted presidential bids and email exchanges is now getting her own reality show? (Well, her second reality show.) She’ll theoretically be a judge on the order of Judge Judy, only she’s never come within breathing distance of a law degree. Yes, that’s right, the TV programming channels are being dumbed down even more. (If you haven’t guessed by now, I’m referring to Sarah Palin.)
She’ll decide on such weighty questions as how far over the horizon you really can see unaided, which is the longest-lasting lipstick, and how great a guy future President Trump is.
Not a joke. (OK, the previous paragraph was…sort of.) I couldn’t make this shit up.