And Kinsey spake and saith, "Let there be sex!"--EEEK!

The forces of ignorance strike again. According to this article on IMDB, a gaggle of dimwits terrified by the complexities of human sexuality and dead ignorant of history, psychology, or sociology are planning to perform chanting rituals to placate their nonexistent deity, who apparently disapproves of the genitals He created.

First, what is a man doing in heading a group called Concerned Women for America? Sounds like someone has his own problems with gender identity.

Second, Kinsey’s work is tainted by bad sampling and has largely been rendered irrelevant by his flawed controls, but apparently statistics is another subject that has eluded Knight and friends. Kinsey didn’t create human sexuality, ya Bible-toting dipshit, he merely catalogued the sexual behaviors reported by the subjects his research team interviewed. And comparing a sex researcher to Mengele? Hey, ya superstitious morons, reporting on sexual conduct is entirely dissimilar to injecting chemicals into the eyes of Jewish twins.

But of course, I should realize that to these assmonkeys, treating gay people as human beings and allowing Americans to learn about their bodies’s capacity for pleasure is a threat to the fundies’ goal of rigid social control and institutionalized bigotry in a theocratic America.

In the spirit of scientific research into human sexuality, may I invite Robert Knight and his flock of sexphobic losers to go fuck themselves?

And just what is a “renewed virgin”? That cherry cannot be unpopped and hymens don’t grow back. You cannot get unfucked no matter how hard you wish. In the interests of honesty, why don’t they call themselves the Reformed Sluts?

Huh?

:confused:

Alfred Kinsey was a researcher on human sexuality who published two groundbreaking surveys of American sexual conduct in the 1950s.

20th Century Fox is releasing a movie about Kinsey’s life and work.

Religious publicity whores are picketing the movie to draw attention to their social agenda.

I am pitting the religious publicity whores.

One that didn’t let his/her subscription lapse.

Thanks, now I can go back and read the OP. :stuck_out_tongue:

This does not bode well for my upcoming biopic: The Masters and Johnson Story: Do You Mind If We Watch You Fuck?

I pity them.

Or, I would pity them, if they didn’t, you know, run the whole fucking country.

I’m surprised the protestors haven’t been repeating some of the popular fundy slanders about Kinsey being a pedophile who did sex experiments on children and sympathized with Nazis. No doubt that crap will be in the pamphlets they say they want to hand out at screenings of the movie. I intend to see the film so I would be only too happy to engage one of these blithering imbeciles in a little friendly debate.

Cherry unpopping is actually pretty popular in regions where people are preternaturally concerned with virginity and abstinence:

“You’re next! You’re next!
[/Invasion of the Snatch Rebuilders]

Foolish gobear! Devout fundamentalist women should not have responsibilities such as spokesperson or leader dropped on them. It would damage their delicate nature. They need men to fulfill these functions for them!

Here’s a good place to bring up my Kinsey-style study of SDMB denizen sexuality!

http://www.skidmore.edu/~jbeachy/Qadgop.html

Has to be the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Thank you Mr Mudd.

Did anyone see Saved? They have several jokes about “spiritual virginity” in the movie (not to mention the fact that the protagonist had sex with her boyfriend at the command of Jesus to save him from homosexuality :slight_smile: .

Great movie. Watch it.

This whole thread is wildly amusing in a tragic sort of way. So a man is in charge of Concerned Women for America? Hilarious. I bet he looks fetching in a miniskirt :eek:
And Kinsey was “the godfather of the homosexual activist movement, the campaign to mainstream pornography, and even the campaign to strike down abortion laws.” My oh my, where did he find the time? Busy busy man! :smiley:
Oh and “renewed virgin”? What the hell is that? :confused: I know there is a “restoration” that can be done surgically, but once you screw, you ain’t virgin anymore. Period.
This all sounds too much like a script from MadTV.
These are the asswipes who cringe and whine that people won’t respect them. Here’s hoping, if they are this afraid of sex, they won’t breed, they will go extinct. ROFLMAO.

For anyone who’s interested, Kinsey is written and directed by Bill Condon, who previously made the truly excellent film Gods and Monsters, and advance buzz on the film is very, very good indeed. It stars Liam Neeson as the researcher and Laura Linney as his long-suffering wife. Can’t wait.

There’s an enthusiastic review of the movie on Slate.

A friend pointed me toward a discussion on the IMDB board about this, and the OP posted this link to an editorial about the film: http://worldnetdaily.com./news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=40968

(Bolding mine.)

WTF??? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Actually, if you follow a trail of links from GoBear’s OP, you’ll find they already are on the IMBD’s message board. Scroll down to the bottom of this page.

O, bugger all double posting! Sorry, nyctea scandiaca!

Here’s what the Kinsey Institute has to say about the pedophilia charges. Essentially, Kinsey used information from self-confessed pedophiles, and he did interview children in the presence of their parents, but callin ghim a pedophile is a typical fundie lie.

Anyone can make accusations, let’s see if they can produce any evidence or proof. Bet they can’t and won’t.

Did I read that right? Are these folks claiming Kinsey invented homosexuality?

Huh. Learn something new (and ridiculous) every day…