"...and so I says to the guy..."

I have used my sig line up and I need more.

What do you says to the guy?

I am not too sure about the tomato, but the frog said he was 21.

But it’s 19 where I live.

…Bartender, gimme three fingers of whiskey, and a moist towel for the midget in the booth."

C’mon guys… the creative genius of the Teeming Millions at work for an old-timer