These are a bunch of sigs I came up with, but I’m not sure which one to use. Some help, please?
“I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed.”
“I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who’d been walking a mile in them. So I kicked his ass for stealing my shoes.”
“All the world’s a stage. I prefer to leave it to the professionals.”
“People who live in glass houses shouldn’t get stoned.”
“A gun in the hand is worth two birds in the bush. An automatic is worth many, many more.”
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him think.”
“Too many cooks spoil the broth. So just throw in one or two cooks, and maybe a dash of salt.”
“Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for me.”
“Birds of a feather get shucked together.”
And the one I’ve been using lately:
“I tried to be a geek, but I’m not that smart. I tried to be meek, but I’m too damn cool. I tried to be bleak, but I’m having way too much fun. So I am, as I will always be, The Freak. And that’s weird enough for me.”
So you can just vote on which one you like the most (if any of them). Or give your opinion, or suggestions on how they’d be better, or contribute your own. If you have more than one favorite, please rate them.
Thanks!
