I need a new sig!

I have grown weary of my current signature, which BTW, I forgot to credit to A. Whitney Brown. It’s his line. I think it’s a good line. But lately, I’m tired of seeing it. And, as is always the case, when I try to think of something, I come up blank. So does anyone have any suggestions? I promise to remember to give credit where credit is due this time.

Not off-color blue, actually blue.

Include a link (doesn’t even have to be real, can be anything goes here

(Push Quote button to see the codes I mean.)

The meaning of life: It’s the door on the left.

What, EXACTLY, did you mean by, “uhoh”?

I had a wife once. No, twice! But she wasn’t mine.

But you ALWAYS have to have the last word.

“I’ll be ready in 2 minutes.” What’s the problem? I told you that ten minutes ago!

Work? Work? I thought I was at the office!
Pick a topic and pick your sig.