Help me find a sig. It can be anything , sarcastic phrase ,quote,proverb, anything you can think of. Two small rules, dont post one that you have already seen on the SDMB , and if it’s a quote,name the person that you quoted.
Oh yeah , keep it clean ::snort:: 
Here’s one for you:
Nietzsche is dead.
-God
It might help if we knew something about you. That way you won’t end up like PurpleCrackWhore.
How about “Charles Nelson Reilly is my lovah.”
Mrowr.
So far , Lola’s is topping the charts.
Who is Purple crack Whore ?
A violet colored slut with a drug problem…
Do you really want to know?
Yeah, me too. So what gives?
Well Lieu? Enquiring minds want to know.
For a temp one, the Simpsons has some good quotes 
“Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.” - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
OR, (and I think this is better)
If I were anyone I’d want to be welby.
I like that quote , It done sound fancy:D
My guess is that lieu was talking about the last person to let us choose their username without knowing anything about them. But I could be wrong.
Choosing a sig is a very special time in a young person’s life. No one can choose it for you, it has to come from inside. It should completely embody you, but not be too long. Perferably a single sentence. And be funny.
I dont want you to CHOOSE it, just give me some options,
I also thought it would be a fun game to see what kind of weird crap that the dopers can find.
i wish Scott Evil would post in here. I would trade an arm and a leg for his sig.
How about “Hi, I’m Flowerchild. You might remember me from such porno films as ‘On Golden Blond’ and ‘How Stella Got Her Tube Packed’.” Everyone loves porn references!
Plus, you’d probably get a lot of email with a sig like that.
Read the OP. I said Kepp it clean. ::Mockingly stern look::
“And that’s the way it really happened. Give or take a lie or two.” --Blake Edwards
A friend recomended this one (I dont really like it though)
::Look Down::How about no signature at all? The best jokes are only funny the first two or three times.
Don’t listen to him. He’s old and cranky and tired of putting up with the youngsters.
You know, someone had a “homemade, easy-to-use sig file” or something, and darned if I can remember who it was. Derleth, maybe?