I’ve tried and tried to think of something but I’m just drawing a blank here, I need something that will represnt who I am. I’ve thought about using song lyrics, but I can’t think of any that really fit. Somebody give me an idea.
I am also appalled by the bizarre behavior of walking across the back of dead whales or, for that matter, patting a great white shark while it is feeding. - South Australia state Environment Minister Iain Evans
Hey, I’d love to help but, err… who are you?
any links to threads which would be indicative of just who this poster Nicklz is?
Everytime I see the dumpster, I think about using:
“Do not play on or in this sig.”
My favorite things to do for sigs are:
- just take something out of context from everyday conversation, or
- find a link to a real, but incredibly weird news story. They come along often enough. I think my favorite of the recent ones was about genetically engineering goats to produce spider-silk.
I’d rather die than give you control…Head Like A Hole, Nine Inch Nails
Roses are red, violets are blue.
That’s what they tell me, because I’m blind.
-Nicklz, because we’re better than dymez
Get it? 
Aw damn…well I thought it was funny
How 'bout:
You call me a ** freak ** like that’s a * bad * thing.
Why do the people who know the ** least ** know it the * loudest? *
All stressed out and no one to choke!
** The Rat Race. ** Even if you win, you’re * still * a rat.
“As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.”
[and one of my personal favorites:]
“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I * hate plants!” *
Hardygrrl-
I thought of that too but, it just didn’t sit right.
erislover-
To just name one or even a hand full of threads still wouldn’t be able to justly represent myself. But there is a definite I’m a flirt, just ask hardygrrl.
I can have a slow building up of rage if I alow something to bother me.
And I can also be the nicest person you’ve ever met.
It just depends on what mood I decide I want to be in, yeah that might sound weird, but sometimes I want to be full of rage even if i’m not mad about anything.
Just finished listening to a couple Cd’s got a couuple ideas from some tunes.
“I know I’m being used, thats okay man cause I like the abuse, I know she’s playing with me, thats okay cause I got no self esteem” Offspring, Self Esteem
or from there same CD
“when I show my piece complaints seize somethings odd feel like I’m God you stupid dumb shit God damn mother fucker” Offspring, Bad Habit
that one could be a litlle harsh for the boards, this was back before offspring turned into sold out little pansy pop artists. Everytime I hear there new music it makes me sick.
Hmmm, Nicklz, you said you’re a flirt. How come you haven’t flirted with me then? Huh? I feel hurt now. Ah, well, I will forgive you this one time. Now let’s see about sigs. I found one that I like but I can’t use it because it is said by a guy. Here it is:
“I am the minister of love.” - Steve Hewitt of Placebo
By the way, I love my sig. 
Hardy’s got a “hole” fetish! 
Flirty and on the edge?
“You look great in that sweater. I love that color; red’s good for hiding bloodstains.”
What?
Damn, it’s late. Ask me again tomorrow.
dlgirl
I’ll definitely have to flirt with you more then, huh?
oh, and I’m kinda kinky too.
GGuinistasia (Christ, I hope I spelled that right) has seen fit to use a quote from yours truly as a sig. You could always lurk around the boards until you find something witty, and co-opt it.
Or you can use my second choice for a sig: …
Imagination is more important than knowledge. – A. Einstein.
Hay it’s late but this one might be funny
to speak with me personally call
1-800-male-slut
Sure. So, when do you wanna start? Oh, and I am trying to stalk you, as stated that you would like in your other thread on “questions about me” but I have had a weird weekend. Anyway, I’ll try my hardest. And I’ll call you. Let me write down the number that you just gave. Hmmm…:scribble: Okay. Expect a call later.
You can’t go wrong with a Simpsons quote!
How about “Oh, sure…everything looks bad if you remember it”