I’ve been told my sig is annoying, especially since I post it every time. Fair enough. I’ve been getting a bit sick of it myself lately, to be honest. In addition to NOT posting it every time I post, I’d like something that is unique and special. So, any ideas rto help me along? Even weird suggestions might help spark an idea. I’m not looking so much for a quote so much as ideas that might steer me toward creating a sig of my own. 
So, let’s hear those suggestions!
Not big on sigs, but…
Q.E.D.
Question Edificate Deduct
“artificial intelligence beats real stupidity every time”
“postcount++”
I’ve been a lay-about and have only now awakened and gotten out of bed. I haven’t had coffee yet.
When I read the title of this thread I thought it said “Help! My new pig is sick.”
Ok, that actually cracked me up. You, sir, owe me a big sip of coffee now!
wipes monitor
That’s hard, because you post on so many subjects, it’s hard to pick on that’s particularly appropriate for you. I immediately thought of Mr GoodWrench certified MachineHead technician, but that would probably be considered trolling.
How about POSTer boy of the SDMB? Nah. Lame. A “Sixth Sense” approach? I see Invisible Idiots. All around us. Or, The Mad AssHatter? Sorry, not much help, this morning.
Oh, by the way…you’re still posting your sig with every reply.
Yeah, yeah. You get used to clicking Show Signature every post for 2000+ posts and then try to stop. 
You could always not worry about it. Many don’t ever see sigs anyway.
But since you’re looking for good ideas, I’m fresh out. It’s entirely too early for ideas.
Queer (strange) Every Day
What’s the current one translate to?
That’s twice in one thread, Johnny LA. You have something against me enjoying my cofee??
Sorry, Q.E.D. I assure you I have nothing against your coffee! (I wonder if I should make another pot?)
Ah, it’s ok. The splattered monitor is worth the laughs!
for a sig ->
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
now in latin
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
I’m enjoying a nice cup of java myself Q…proceed.
Would you like some other catchy latin stuff -> Come on now the nuns ingrained it hard-core in my head…
QED, how about “That which does not pit me doesn’t get banned.”?
snort Hey, that’s not too bad.
But it would have to be in Latin.
There you go! Paging Phlosphr…translation, please?
I suggest a variation of this:
“That which does not ban me makes me stronger.”
The translation of 'Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? ’
is : 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?