Sig lines

My current sig line

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Lets see yours

Here it is. I try not to overuse it, which works, since showing a sig isn’t the default option on this board. But if you are asking to see it, that’s different…

And here’s mine.

Mine

Rick, I’ve always loved your sig. It’s so true.

Here’s mine.

Well since you really want to see it and you asked nicely.

Well, if I must.

I whips it out on the table.

I can’t remember what mine is. This should be interesting.

PS I worship Plankton.

My standard quote.

I need to change this someday soon.

I have no idea why I even chose it. I haven’t even seen it in ages.

Hmm… what is mine?

Don’t see many sig lines since it stopped being the default option. A pity, IMO.

On a somewhat related note, I think we’re missing a nice opportunity with the ‘reason for editing’ box. I’m usually trying to come up with something new, but I guess there are a few favorites that tend to be repeated. Among them:

“None of your business,”
“My whimsical nature”

and

“Forced to edit at gunpoint – SEND HELP!!!”

Apparently mine is:
**
I used to be good with words, but now I’m… thingy.**

And depending on whether or not I change it in the future (and when you read this) it either repeats below or has been replaced with something new and (hopefully) improved.

I keep forgetting to click the box thingy, so usually it only shows up when I change it.

I should change mine, it’s getting boring.

Apparently this is mine.

My default

Here’s mine…