In this thread I solicited opinions on changing my SDMB screen name from qts. After due consideration, and a litlle bit of help from the admins, it is done.
Bad joke:
How are watches and elephants alike?
Both come in quarts(z).
I am so sorry. 
What the heck is a quart of elephants?
Well, a quart of elephant, um, you know, come…contains millions of potential elephants.
I like the new name. 
What the…
You mean the character on Deep Space Nine?
:eek: :eek:
That’s Quark.
goes to hit “submit”, notices large “whooosh” sound overhead, submits anyway.