Yes.
I can’t let you do it, Mell (may I call you Mell?). I’ll take the fall for this one. 
Can’t let him do what?
I think it’s me. In fact, knowing me, I’ll kill a thread about thread killing.
I think it’s because I observe a thread for a long assed time, have a bunch of stuff to say, and by the time it’s all ready to go, everyone else loses interest!
Trouble is, these never die of neglect. It’s always Death By Mod.
Zeldar ,gotta say that “The Unviewed Stillborns” makes for a catchy-edgy band name.
75 seconds. What a headrush!
I just popped in to let everyone know that this time it’s totally NOT MY FAULT!
Ok?
Sheesh! What took you so long?
Well, hell, call me Mell, call me Ratel, call me anything, but just don’t call me at 2 in the morning.
90 seconds. Gotta love that singer’s breath control. Sure I had a little left in me at the end there, but co-workers would have given me odd looks if I’d gone on much longer.
Take the fall. Be the thread killer. Eat electronic dust.
Ok, yeah, I knew the answer. I was just looking for an excuse to get a possible last post in.
Kinda like I’m doing right now, too.
How do I let you know it’s all yours without posting?? 
That’s the trouble. You can’t. You’d think that just like every other thread, this kind would peter out on it’s own after a while.
Doesn’t happen. Trust me on this. The best we can hope for is a derailment rather than a full-on train wreck.
Ha, you fools! Everyone knows that the number one thread killer on these boards is SkipMagic!
Exactly. Making the point of this to be the one to get in the last post before Skip brings the hammer down.