I was pushin the cart at Target for Mrs. Roboto recently when I spotted this guy browsing (casing) the Personnal HealhCare Isle when he removed from the shelf a cannister of Right Gaurd Anti-Perspirrant, looked around, Lifted his shirt and began to Lather both underarms and general chest cavity area. This kind fellow was thoughtful enough to place the cap back on the dispenser and return it to the shelf so someone else could purchase it and take it home.
Just be glad you didn’t follow him to the toilet paper aisle.
Does this guy have a problem with sweaty, smelly pecs?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
You know, the poor and homeless (as I’m assuming he was) should be commended for trying to maintain personal hygine habits. But sometimes it might be better to just steal it and have done with it.
Maybe he was just testing the product. Did he come over and ask you to smell him afterwards?
Tell me you alerted someone at the store to remove the cannister from the shelf.