… named Taiwan On.
And the dive shop that specialized in dive computers and frustrated English majors, called “Divers Alarums.”
I have a Mexican-Irish drinking buddy:
Juan Moore.
I went to school with a guy named Brian Iwata. He became a microbiologist, not an oceanographer.
Wow, I feel exceptionally dumb today. I didn’t get any of these except Juan Moore. Had to look up “tie one on”, “alarum”, and I still have no idea what Brian Iwata is supposed to mean.
Bri-ny watuh.
But wouldn’t it be bri-any watuh?
He was cousin to the Siamese-Mexican bartender, Thai Juan On.
Henry Wong and Mary Wong had a baby. They killed it, then tried to reanimate it so that they could have an undead child. But it didn’t work.
It just goes to show you, two Wongs don’t make a wight.
How long is a Chinaman’s name./?
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Sorry about that.
Brian Iwata = briny water