Yep. Just post your name here and Ukelele Ike will invent a custom drunk named for you. Step up, quantities are limited. Order now!
Now that you mention it, I am a bit dry. Come on Uke, wet my whistle.
That’s drink, not drunk. The drink is what you’ll get.
Drunk is what you’ll be.
Oh too funny! I just got done reading the Coldfire thread, and I was going to do this myself!
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
I had to get here first, in case Uke saddled me with the job.
OK, here’s a challenge, Ike, dear—invent an appropriate “Shirley Temple” for this tea-totaler.
[bat eyelashes]Uke - how 'bout it?[/bat eyelashes]
Okay, I never really bugged UncleBeer or Wally over their respective ‘duties’, but the idea of having a drink named after me- especially given the proposition of a DC doper meeting where I might order such a thing- appeals to me far too much.
So, Uke, what kind of drink gets the Corrado treatment?
JMCJ
“Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame
Drink for me too, please…
[hijack]
UncleBeer, you have mail!
[/end hijack]
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
This sounds good. I’ll take one please.
What is this, some kind of freakout??
Wait a minute. A custom drunk?
Isn’t the resident custom drunk UncleBeer?
:::fleeing:::
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
Oh, man, how cool would it be to have a drink named after me? Uke, if you’d be so kind, I’ll toast you the first time I drink one. We should probably all do that. Think of all the good vibes you’d get. And would it be too presumptuous to request that it be a gin drink, or should just I shut my mouff and be happy with what the master bestows?
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
Oh, man, how cool would it be to have a drink named after me? Uke, if you’d be so kind, I’ll toast you the first time I drink one. We should probably all do that. Think of all the good vibes you’d get. And would it be too presumptuous to request that it be a gin drink, or should just I shut my mouff and be happy with what the master bestows?
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
Well, if there’s something I need, it’s a drink named after me. Make it a good one!
There’s a pork chop in every beer.
I could use one, if it’s not too much trouble… Thanks in advance!
“Well, I guess this means the fun’s over.” -Gus Mc Crae
“It may be over, but it sure wasn’t fun.” - Woodrow Call
Let’s see what you can do with a three letter word, Ike.
<steps up to the bar>
Give me a “weirddave”, please.
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Relax, I’m not as Dave as I look!- A Wallified sig!
Nooooooo! Double post! And on a thread about booze! My shame is mighty.
OK, I gotta get in on this action. If anyone’s enough of a drunk to have a drink named after 'em, it’s me.