Spammer: HOT AND HORNY YOUNG TEENS WITH NIGERIAN BANK ACCOUNTS CAN INCREASE THE LENGTH OF THE ARM UP YOUR ASS BY TWO FEET!!!
Esprix - “Is that your arm or are you just happy to see me?”
Shoot. I didn’t see Jack Batty’s reference to Mae West before I posted my Esprix quote. I want to do Dr. Suess, Bevis and Butthead and Ernest Hemingway but I better go back and read the second page first.
Realist:
An arm up your ass is worth 2 in the bush.
Nympho:
No…2 in the bush is definately better.
Well, if we’re going to do Star Trek:
Federation: The Prime Directive prevents us from removing the arm that’s up your ass.
Klingon: I will send you to a glorious death by putting an arm up your ass in battle.
Vulcan: It is illogical to stick one’s arm up one’s ass.
Betazoid: I’m sensing you have an arm up your ass.
Ferengi: How much latinum do you want for that arm up your ass?
Borg: We are the borg. Resistance to our arm up your ass is futile. You will be ass-imilated.
Religious tolerance - basically, we all have the same arm up our asses.
Mark Twain - It is better to have your arm up your ass and be thought a full than pull it out and reove all doubt.
fool, remove.
Straight Dope Message Board: Arm Up The Ass – Does Size Really Matter?
In General Questions:
Resistance is futile. You will be ass immolated.
Your favourite Stoic and mine, Marcus Aurelius:
If you are distressed by the pain of the arm up your ass, remember, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
Cao Daism: Victor Hugo’s arm is up your ass, right to the elbow.
So there is no arms of ass destruction?
PHP Geekism: < ? include("/home/private/ass/arm.inc"); ? >
Vegetarian: Hey, this tofu arm’s great! Self lubricating!
Esprix’ rant on that: You mentally incompetent fuckwhiffle, may the collective arms of the borg go up your ass!
John Cleese: Number two - the ass. The… Ass. The ass. And now: number two: the ass. The… Ass.
Dr Seuss:
I would not like that up my ass
For you to do so would be crass
On this I’ll have to take a pass
It’s time for you to show some class
Permission here, you’ll not obtain
Your arm, my ass will not contain
I’m telling you, you must refrain
I just don’t like that kind of pain
Now stay away from my crevasse
It is not open to trespass
You won’t be feeling my morass
Not even if you are a lass
It’s past the time that you should go
Don’t make me break into Judo
For your lawn I’ll surely mow
My temper here’s about to blow
Don’t risk yourself to my defense
Now show me that you’ve got some sense
Or else a beating will commence
I ask you now to get thee hence
I would not like it on a dam
I would not like it in a pram
It’s not a place for you to cram
I do not like it, SAM I AM!
…A round of applause, please, for Skybum!
Bill Clinton: I did NOT…HAVE…an arm up my ass.
Baghdad Bob: There is no arm up my ass!
Retailer: Get one arm up your ass, and get another one free!
Ender: Remember, the enemy’s ass is down.
Yoda: Up your ass my arm will go.
Juliet: O Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore art thou arm up my fundament?
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IRC: /me sticks her arm up your ass
Haiku:
Early morning dew
Sound of screaming echoes loud
My arm up your ass