Ok, I’ve talked this over with the highest members of the group (the VP [which is me], the secretary [which is me too], and the treasurer [you guessed it – me baby]) and, after much hand-wringing and deliberate thought, we’ve decided that relaxing our stringent rules are in order.
So, any Dope member who simply wants to piss off ol’ Mr. Hyde just needs to stand up and be counted. We’ll induct you as honorary on the spot.
However, I would appreciate any blue ribbon. I have a fetish that needs itching you know and as president (and continual OCD exultant extraordinaire) I’m allowed to ask for, nay decree, such things. Therefore, bow and fetch mere mortals. Increase our ranks!
After reading thru this thread as well as the thread about the trigger happy cop, I just wanted to let Marty “Cockboy” Hyde know that those of us down here in Palookaville have the same feeling of contempt for him as a useless drag on society as he has for us.
The difference is, while he just rants on an online message board, we’re pissing in his coffee at every conference he attends. :wally
Did you like the alfredo sauce at that dinner? We make it special for you folks.
I’m a newbie on the board and from what I’ve read so far, I imagine Martin Hyde as a sad little shriveled soul, alone in the world and seeking attention. (a character from LOTR comes to mind).
Self hatred (assumed by the ‘kill all defectives’ comments) is a pitiful thing to see. To actually wish your parent had aborted you because of your sadness and lonliness makes my heart bleed. Oops - just set myself up for a bleeding heart liberal comment.
No, actually, I’m much worse–I had to call in and I have slept for for about 10 straight. Thanks for asking.
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I don’t want Martin to go if only for the brouhaha he incites upon occasion. I may not agreee with anything he says, and I may find him to be reactionary and narrowminded,but he’s OUR reactionary and narrowminded representative…
Since we don’t have an “Oh so that’s what’s going on!” smiley, the following smiley narrative will have to do.
:eek: :smack:
Sorry guy, but there’s only one word for people who have lots of homosexual fantasies and are into the “concept” of heterosexual sex.
Gay.
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay.
Now there’s nothing wrong with being gay, just like there’s nothing wrong with being tall or having a dark complexion. But if you try to repress your sexuality, you might wind up being a right wing reactionary obssessed with the mental illness of everyone who’s not as repressed as you.
Larry it might help if you gave some indication who that quote is from. As it is I suspect it is from Marty, but who knows maybe you posted in the wrong thread or something. Thanks.
Yeah, if I forced myself to not have sex with the sex I was attracted to, and to have sex with the one I’m not, I’m pretty sure it would do all kinds of untoward things to my view of the world. I’d be pretty damned cranky at the very least.
