I know what you mean about the overall bitchiness, but if we don’t post less bitchily, then the bitchiness wins.
Hello, my name’s Ragiel.
I practice psychiatry, which does mean I can write scripts. If it’s a mental-illness deal, I usually know what talking about.
I’m also one of those mostly-lurkers but will bring in some information if I think it will help.
My posts do have this tendency to read as if composed with pursed lips and a humorless attitude, but in fact I’m usually sitting here shrieking with laughter.
Thank you all very much, very glad to make your acquaintance, nicetameetya …
Your user name makes me hungry. I am also fond of cheese!
Hi to all, I am ExtraKun, formerly LostCause. I am in no way related to the famed Exar Kun, the famous Dark Sith in Star Wars, but friends keep calling me that because I do have a “Kun” in my name somewhere.
I don’t have much to contribute here, beside the occasional spoofs and my limited amount of computing knowledge. Usually I just lurk and look.
I’m norinew. I didn’t realize until way after I’d picked it as my username that people would read it as “nori new”. It’s really my first name and last initial, just like my email addy. That lack of imagination has made me an unspectacular poster.
I’m probably best known for my “Ask the Baha’i” thread, “Ask the ex phone sex operator” thread, and threads bitching about my oldest daughter.
I’m not completely unknown, but no way I’m up to snuff when it comes to labeling the “cool Dopers”. I do love dopefests, though, and go to as many as I can.
Oh, and I recognize most of the names in this thread, including the OP, who I remember as incredibly cute. Now I feel guilty for thinking that, because I am so old enough to be his mother! :eek:
Oh, we definitely have our kooky side as well. 
Sit down Mark, we’ll continue the affirmation.
(Was everyone else just going to leave this poor guy hanging?)
I’m relatively new to SDMB, having been converted from lurker to occasional poster by my husband trupa . By the way, when trupa describes himself as non-witty, uncool, but sidekick material - he’s being entirely too hard on himself. He supplies at least 50% of the brain in this relationship, which is a good thing considering how my brain seems to have shrunk after giving birth to trusquirt almost 3 years ago.
I enjoy putting in my two cents in IMHO and MPSIMS, particularly for relationship issues, but can occasionally be tempted by an interesting thread in GQ. My postings often are the kiss of death for the thread, though. :o
So what’s supposed to happen when several hundred certified thread-killers all post to the same thread?
Thank you for that info, John Carter of Mars. Now I have a new doper crush.
Mmmmm, country boys!
Which episode was Exar Kun in? I don’t remember any of the Siths having names other than Darth something-or-other. Or is this name from one of the many unofficial SW books?
Let’s go get a drink! Or something. Email me. Don’t worry, I’ll forget your name too! I have that superability. I’ve forgotten the names of dates while we were in bed. That’s always awkward.
running…
Near as I can tell, a singularity occurs, thereby destroying all space-time.
Or one of them eventually kills the thread. Not sure which yet.
Yes. Well, umm, gee… digs toe of boot in ground You’re very pretty.
Care to dance some two-step?
< ------- Pats belly sullenly. Yeah, and I can tell you exactly where it went, too !!
Cartooniverse, who is largely unknown, mildly loathed by those I’ve pissed off and tolerated by a small cadre. 
( and who has sat at Eve’s arm at lunch. )
Where the hell did ivylass go with those cookies?
:: pouts ::
Hi, I’m Twoflower. When I was trying to think up a user name, I kinda liked the idea of a literary reference of some sort. Little did I realize I was stepping into a whole nest of Pratchett fans, many of whom are far more familiar than I with things Diskworld. I can’t think of anything better to change it to, though, so here I am.
I mostly just lurk, and toss in an occasional comment here and there if I have something to say, but I don’t usually get involved in long discussions.
I’m your basic middle-aged divorced guy with too much time on my hands. Like DesertGeezer, I used to think I knew quite a bit. Silly me!
Any cookies left???
Hi, I’m Dante! You might remember me from such threads as Insurance for the Cataclysmically Stupid and Tales of the Sweaty, Feculent Herd. One was even nominated for Threadspotting!
I usually only post when I think I may have something funny to say, so I see my mission here as one of comic relief. Opinions probably vary on my success…
Also, I can answer questions on insurance for Canadians.
Other than that, I’m pretty much fluff.
Did someone in the thread ask you out? Maybe I missed it…