And you thought that Penis enlargement was too much. (TMI)

[Muad_Dib]

I just recieved this in a spam:

Hi!

My name is Peter, and I, with two associates, have recently
launched a business, ClitiMore Ltd., which provides clinical/surgical
augmentation of the clitoris. We are located in South Carolina
(address, details and references upon request) and have performed more
than 30 successful augmentary procedures to date. (Our success rate is
100 percent!)

Our basic procedure is to surgically (under total sedation) graft a
small portion of one of a client’s medial collateral knee ligaments
onto her clitoris to increase its engorgement potential and its
stimulatory response. Moreover, by lengthening, while also
strengthening, the clitoris, we enable our clients to attain a
near-continuous state of erectile positioning and sensual excitement
– ever-ready, as we say, for life’s opportunities.

Following the procedure (and after the prescribed 6-week
post-operative recovery period), our clients report nearly 100 percent
multiple orgasmic responses per coital engagement. If you or someone
you know might be interested in learning more about ClitiMore and our
services, please e-mail me at the above address.

Thank You.

Sincerely,

Pete

:eek:

“Get more with Clitimore”

[Smeghead]

Pfft. It’s really just a specially modified TugAhoy.

[DreadCthulhu]

Well, at least now I will be able to find it.

[SandyHook]

I gotta say I thought it sounded pretty silly until reading DreadCthulhu’s well thought out and provacative post.

[Sock_Munkey]

Significant clitoral enlargement can occur from steroid usage.

[RinnyWee]

crosses legs and moves (well, shuffles) along

[Mangetout]

I was so sure this was going to be about saline infusion.

[Haywood]

Would this procedure lead to knee jerk reactions?

[JRDelirious]

(under total sedation)

Well, I should certainly hope so!

[beagledave]

<drew carey>
my clit is so huge…
</drew carey>

[Duke]

Our basic procedure is to surgically (under total sedation) graft a small portion of one of a client’s medial collateral knee ligaments

Well, who woulda thought that all this time, me, DreadCthulu and all our ilk were looking for a ligament?