In the movie Ghost World (2001), the character Rebecca, played by Scarlett Johansson, says of a boy she sees in a restaurant “he gives me a total boner!”
He’s cute, but I’m a Keith Olbermann fan girl myself. I’d play “oddball” with him any day, if you know what I mean.
Possum Boy? He looks like he would be really nice, but he doesn’t make my girly bits get warm and squishy.
Oh lordy, she is so pretty! And without that “I’m so pretty,” attitude.
You have to admire that girl’s balls.
So I guess she’s got a full set?
NBC’s Richard Engel. Hubba hubba.
The only talking head that gets me wet is Jon Stewart. But everybody wants Jon Stewart.
Not me. He strikes me as one of those “probably much more attractive when fully dressed” guys. Maybe because he keeps talking about his spinal bifida and goiters and hunchback and pot belly . . .
You say that as if it’s a negative thing…
Oh, and Sampiro, if you do get some R&R and get to Atlanta, we Dopers will pick up the tab for a night out with Coop.
Anderson Cooper is in Atlanta, right? If not, this part totally doesn’t work.
He’s a beautiful man, but he’s weirdly asexual for me, like a…puppy? What is this association my brain is making? A I don’t know, but I can’t convince myself he’s as hot as I think he is.
Yet I’ve had the occasional momentary pause over, of all people, Tucker Carlson. I mean, in a really perverse way that probably would involve bowties used as gags and implements of destruction applied repeatedly to sensitive areas. I find him repulsive and I adore Stewart, yet if I had to sign up for after-school activities with just one of them, I’d have to go for the toad. Whatever this says about my current partners, I’m not going to speculate.
Tucker Carlson is a total buzz kill. I wouldn’t do him if he was the last warm body on the planet.
I’d do Anderson Cooper and John Stewart at the same time…in the same bed…with my shoes on.
:eek: I never heard of such a thing. Do you maybe need a 
or two here?
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