AlltheSimpsonsfansonthree!
“I bent my Wookie!”
All the ugliness of a divorce but without the inconvienant wedding.
Araaaraaaagaghahaghahg KRUNK SMASH WOMEN
Women. Can’t live with 'em, can’t shoot 'em.
Wow. I can’t even watch it. Those Star Wars things are way cool.
I hope he dumped her ass!
boggles
Clearly, they weren’t meant for one another if she has so little understanding/respect for his hobbies (they’re not “cheap plastic toys” to him, lady) and if he has so little respect for the fact that him looking at hookers and poker doesn’t fill her with joy. (Though the prattling about the ring is materialistic horsepuckey.)
Fixed that for you.
-Norm
Hopefully, those collectibles were worth enough that that’s felony destruction of property, all conveniently videotaped.
Moved to the dark side, they have.
:eek:
I vote for “staged”.
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For one, a guy who collects Star Wars figurines - engaged? 
No, but in a serious relationship. We’re not all the 40 year old virgin. Some of us just took good care of our toys. 
She seems the type that would totally understand if future hubby throws her Gucci purse and matching pair of heels into a bonfire because she’s out shopping with her friends.
I noticed it took some liquid courage and a few hours of goading from her friends to do the deed. Hope it was worth it. :rolleyes:
“Snowtrooper!”
Totally staged.
These aren’t 1970s highly-collectible never-been-opened action figures though, are they? I think These are contemporary Franklin Mint-type ‘limited edition’ collectors sculptures. Expensive, for sure, but not valuable. Or am I just wrong about that?
IIRC, the particular figure destroyed retailed for ~$800. There’s one on eBay for about that.
That costs a good deal less than a divorce. Dude got off easy. Hopefully he gets the news while he is still in Vegas and can really live it up.
[Eric] They’re ACTION FIGURES, not dolls![/Eric]
Apparently the company making these scale models requests that in the case of a defective/flawed/cosmetically imperfect piece, they ask that the defective/damaged/flawed piece be destroyed, and you send them photographic proof of the destruction, before they replace the piece
it’s entirely possible, plausible in fact, that this video is nothing more than a staged, fake video, made to prove to the manufacturer that said figure has indeed been destroyed, they just went about it in a more creative way than is typical
however, if it IS real, well, what more can I say that hasn’t already been said, the women in the video are nothing more than shallow, materialistic, scruffy-looking Nerf-Herders, and deserve any legal hardships and loss of relationship that result from this little video
I can’t wait for the 2nd installment video where dude comes home, finds his “action figure” in pieces, and then proceeds to tell the fiance that he had another collector lined up to buy it so he in turn, can make the final payment for her engagement ring.
Naw…I’d rather watch him flip out and kick her to the curb.