Just came across this choice bit from the “Jokes” page of Robert Anton Wilson’s website, and the Pit seemed the ideal place to share it with the Doper community!
From http://www.rawilson.com/jokes.shtml:
Strap-On Veterans for Truth
An organization dedicating to exposing the truth about the former drag queen now known as Ann Coulter
We are a coalition of former friends and co-workers of Ann Coulter who are upset by her vicious anti-gay, anti-Muslim, anti-feminist rhetoric and feel the truth should be told. Our organization, Strap-On Veterans For Truth, is dedicated to exposing the true past of America’s number one hatemonger.
Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I Will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways.
As Pudenda Shenanigans, she was well known on the drag circuit in Key West. Whether she actually had a full sex change or not is a matter of debate, although her adam’s apple is still visible in photos, under the appropriate light. We who laughed, cried, worked and danced with her feel her story should be told. We are not out to punish her, but feel it’s time she owned up to what she really is.
And that’s just the first three grafs! You have to click the link to see Coulter’s Adams apple. Hey, come to think of it . . .
I would still do her(him) and there ain’t gonna be nothing “conservative” we’re gonna do.
yBeayf
February 16, 2005, 4:48am
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Ann Coulter’s a guy? Sweet! Now I’d hit it!
Ewww… I was rewatching that movie from another Dope thread (think it was Ann Coulter gets pwned!), and you actually can see an Adams apple.
As far as I know, all human beings have Adams Apples, it’s just that in women it’s usually less prominent.
Freyr
February 16, 2005, 5:33am
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I hope there’s some truth to this allegation or I smell a BIG lawsuit!!
The photo looks doctored to me.
How dare you sully the good name of drag queen! The woman would need an ounce of artistry and style for that.
You’re kidding, right? It’s obviously parody and parody is completely legally protected.
I was going to comment on that too… but I wasn’t sure if it was a woosh.
And, from another Coulter rant, 'cept that one got derailed.
Thus, proving your screen name is appropriate.
No, no, no. Everyone knows that Coulter is actually Andy Kaufman.
