anne coulter action figure

Saw this and thought of the Dope, hope no one’s posted it already!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006SQQJU/102-8403331-9212141?v=glance&n=228013

I like how it’s listed under Tools and Hardware.

Fast mouth, eh?

Do they make a life-sized model?

Or, at least, the head?

I used to think that Ann Coulter was a hot chick, eminently screwable, despite her asinine vitriol.

Then, to my embarrassment, I noticed on a TV interview, that Ann/Andy has an Adam’s Apple. <gasp!>

So I Googled and it seems there are those who think s/he has had a sex change operation.

Can anyone affirm or disprove?

Terrific! Now I can have her fight my Michael Moore figure!

. . . and that would make her no longer hot or screwable, how? There are many reasons to hate Ann Coulter, but let’s not make hateful bigotry and ignorance one of 'em, OK?

I think whoever made this doll is not familiar with Ann Coulter :

(emphasis mine)

No. I don’t hate her at all. Her irrational rants simply enrage me. I’ve seen her schtick enough to regard Coulter as pathetic. Smart as hell, though.

But the thought of having sex with a faux woman gives me the creeps. If this is hateful bigotry, so be it.

I once gave up the lead role in a community theater production of a drama, in which I’d have to give a man a big sloppy kiss on the lips — in utter contempt of him. Is that hateful bigotry, too?

But in “Tribute,” at the very end, I gave my son a quick kiss on the lips. Have to admit, I never did it during rehearsals. Guess I’m an unmitigated hateful bigot.

That phrase in reference to a transsexual will do you NO favors here…

Golly gee.

OK, as long as we’re all clear on that, I’ve got no problems. Welcome to the Straight Dope, I hope your stay here will be enlightening and a growing experience.

Golly gee, nothing, BarnOwl. Do not spew your hate speech on the SDMB again. You’ve been warned.

And just to cut off any more of the hijack in this thread, please take your protestations about this warning to either e-mail or the Pit.

But hse doesn’t have an eye patch! One of the TV commentators who rips on her, always has a photoshopped eye patch on her for some reason, and now I just can’t look at her without one.

There was a time when “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” had a quiz about the week’s news events every Friday. One Friday Keith won an “Anne Coulter action figure.” Keith really does not like Ann Coulter. But he really enjoyed his Anne Coulter action figure. He beat the crap out of it right there on the air.

I’d pay real money to see that. :smiley:

That’s nothing, I’m going to stick mine up my ass.

Wow. I have never heard anyone but myself use this phrase before. Lovely, isn’t it?

Michael Moore is easy to make fun of.