Perfect gift for children you hate: the Ann Coulter doll!

The doll that makes Barbie look fat.

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Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure Special Edition

Conservative lawyer Ann Coulter is a blond haired beauty with the brains and backbone to send the staunchest Liberal running for the hills.

Ann’s unwavering quest to get to the truth often finds her trading blows with the Liberal establishment.

Never one to shy away from a fight, Ann’s uses her wit and intelligence to chip away at the veneer of Liberal’s bias and reveal their true motives. She is their worst nightmare!

This Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure is the perfect gift for die-hard conservatives or for your liberal friends who will just die when they have to face Ann.

Ann is unafraid to take on liberals like Bill and Hillary Clinton, and the other “traitors” she says are selling out the country.

Ann says she loves this replica of her.

“I think it’s terrific!” Ann says, “This action figure can talk, wear different outfits and hairstyles.”

But that’s not all. Ann adds, “It also kills terrorist leaders and converts their followers to Christianity.”

The Ann Coulter figure is dressed in a single piece black dress, black high heels and gold earrings. The articulated figure bears a striking resemblance to its namesake - even down to Ann’s striking green eyes, long blond hair and determined look. Just like Ann, if you press the right button it will tell you exactly what it thinks, and it has plenty to say. “What are you Liberals afraid of? Let me talk.”

The figure comes packaged in a clear front panel display box with biographical text and color photos of Ann decorating each side.

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And to think, this is outselling the Pat Oliphant doll I came up with!

Thank God someone is willing to take on Bill and Hillary- the “liberal” media really treats them with kid gloves. Jesus in a jumpsuit, how many news outlets, branches of government, and other countries must the NeoCon Artists control before they stop bitching about their victimization at the hands of the “liberal establishment?” If Bush was declared God-Emperor of Earth, these fucks would still bitch about opposition to school vouchers among a small population of rock hyrax in the Kalahari desert.

“What are you Liberals afraid of? Let me talk.”

Gee, howbout the fact that you advocate killing those with contrary political views? Fuck this needy sociopath, and her little doll, too.

GAHHHH!! Who is the target market for this?

Also, if a passing mod wants to add the slash to my lame coding it I would be much obliged.

In other words, it’s more lifelike than Ann herself.

Can one really consider photos of Ann Coulter “decoration”?

I want the Ann Coulter Real Doll.

It’s a typo. It should read, “color photos of Ann desecrating each side.”

Now, if it were a voodoo doll . . .

Oh, I just noticed now it’s on clearence sale. Maybe my Pat Oliphant doll IS outselling Ann… :slight_smile:

I imagine Brutus has already ordered his special collector’s edition.

Trust he didn’t forget to purchase extra-batteries, because due to the extreme real-life similitude of the doll to the real thing, it talks out the ass too.

Other possible candidates are Shodan, Sam Stone and Scylla, 'cept they’ll order the plain brown wrapper on theirs.

Oh yuck.

Wow, this and a Dubya Flight Suit doll, a stop motion camera, some 70’s chuca-wacka music, and we gots a porn film.

I guess it’s time for a remake of Superstar.

Ummm…is that skeletal looking photo of her an actual, unedited photo? Good lord.

I mean, I never thought of her as “full-figured” certainly, but that picture is revolting.
The doll is only slightly less terrifying.

Here’s another photo of Ann from the same shoot. :slight_smile:

Good heavens, I thought that was a joke when I read about it!

Holy crap!

The Newsmax store actually has one cool item.

I almost forgive them for providing Hydro with bales of lame propaganda.

Note that the doll has a rather generic doll face, instead of anything remotely similar to Anns’ leathery visage. I bet they couldn’t capture her essence without crying.

I bet Todd McFarlane could do her justice…

There’s no way we can sell Ann Coulter into White Slavery, is there? (Preferably to a Turkish Sultan with a harem.)

Heh. I saw an ad for this on some webpage or another a couple of weeks ago, and my first thought was “wow, what a great Christmas gift for elucidator or Diogenes.”

Now if we could only find a Michael Moore doll for Brutus or Hydrocortisone, this would be the best Christmas ever!

Me and you should be best friends, since you know me so well! Let me know when you move to Michigan, and I’ll put in a good word for you at the gun club!

I have the Anne Coulter, the GW (business suit), and the Rummy dolls, but I was given the first two. I bought the third.

Maybe next Christmas, Dewey!

Though they may have to settle for Al Franken in their stocking.

I like the “spews venom when you touch her belly” line in the Sun-Times article. Makes her sound like a gila monster. Which is fine, the two have a similar “leathery visage.”