Perfect gift for children you hate: the Ann Coulter doll!

:eek:

That’s fuckin’ eerie.

(at loss for words)

So, ummm… are you satisfied with the product, overall? Good times ensue?

Also, re: the gun club- trap or skeet?

As honored as I am by friend Dewey’s thoughtfulness, I must decline. I must assume that the doll in question is constructed entirely of materials either toxic or carcinogenic.

Have you considered wrapping it gift paper and leaving it in a conspicuous location to be stolen? A very “New York” touch of random malice.

I’ll bet most of the people who will end up with the Ann Coulter doll will be liberals. It’s not so much an action figure as it is an action effigy.

Aren’t those dolls supposed be a lot bigger with a big 'O" for a mouth?

Revtim, my Perv-O-Meter tops out at thermonuclear. Its broken now. $19.95, Radio Shack. Please remit.

They actually are of a pretty good quality, and they have quite a few recorded blurbs. I want to get the Clinton doll next. He was a slime of a man, but he said some funny crap.

My gun club is pretty all-inclusive. We encourage diverisity! We have a big skeet/trap crowd, but I generally stick to the IDPA and three-gun stuff, occasionally going to high-power rifle matches.

:smiley:

or perhaps

:o

is more appropriate!

Is she anatomically correct? Is her cloaca correctly proportional to her ovipositor?

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Thank you thank you thank you. I think that is in the most funniest things I have read in the SDMB

It’s times like this I wish I had even a shred of modesty to flaunt.

Damn, too bad I’m so ghetto poor this Christmas, that thing would make a kick ass gag gift for a lot of people I know…

Reminds of “The Bride of Chucky”

Great, now I’m imagining some kind of blood-splattered Ann Coulter with removable limbs that comes with assorted demon sidekicks to do her bidding and torture her sexually.

C’mon, you were all thinking the same thing.

Well, yeah, but in fairness, that’s what I think when ever I hear the name “Ann Coulter.”

I think if I were to ever receive an Ann Coulter doll as a gift, I’d immediately throttle the giver on the spot.

No jury would convict me. :wink:

I think golden monkeys.

But in any case, the doll isn’t correct. I mean, where’s the Adam’s apple?

Also, this will surely spark a veritable cottage industry of right-wing toys. I’m predicting the next smash hit will be “Hungry Hungry Limbaughs”, where you feed pain medication to large-mouthed talk-show hosts.

Heh. I love you guys.

In Ann’s case, anatomical correctness would involve a mouth ten times the size of her brain.

Wow, that is some Adam’s apple, all right.

Say… isn’t an unusually large Adam’s apple one of the ways you can spot a M-to-F transsexual?

For my money, all of those dolls pale in comparison to the R. Lee Ermey motivational figurine.

Buy me one for Christmas, maggots!