Perfect gift for children you hate: the Ann Coulter doll!

Christ, are you kidding? That face looks like its been used to sand hard oak finishes on the Spanish Armada. Or do you propose to throw in a lifetime supply of plastic bags? (…or just one, if its tight enough. :eek: )

If the doll is even close to acurate, poison runs through its veins. For that alone, why isn’t this on the 10 Worst Toys List of 2003?

Finally, a talking doll with an EXTRA SALTY version.

I’ve found Airman’s Christmas present!

He’ll be so thrilled!

Robin, who is grateful she doesn’t have to listen to Ann.

I just had a sudden, disturbing vision of the real Ann Coulter saying, “If I break, buy a new one! Hoohaheheheh!”

Hell, the voodoo potential alone is worth it!

I think that this was alluded to above, but I wonder if there is such a thing as inflatable, anatomically correct, lifesize celebrity dolls? Imagine the possibilities.

Of course with Ann Coulter’s ego, you’d never be able to deflate her.

I was playing with this doll the other night. Does anybody know how to get G.I. Joe’s dick out of her butt?

How long have you been referring to yourself as G.I. Joe, lieu?

:wink:

I heard seized Iraqi oil is good for that.

After G.I. Joe sobers up and heads back to base, he’ll never call Ann again.

I like Miller’s term: action effigy. Someone get his man a patent lawyer and a marketing team, stat.

Well, that and the man-shaped face.

And if George W. Bush claims she isn’t a transsexual, then you know she is!