Ann Coulter, you really aren't welcome here

You may have something here, Skald. I was initially thinking that from a Narnian direction that she might be like Susan Penvensie, curdled and sour after not being taken to Narnia with the rest of the family, just cause she liked nylons.

But now I realize that she’s Tash*.

*God of the Calormen, a skeletal demon with a vulture head.