Ann Coulter, you really aren't welcome here

:: works action on shotgun ::

I’m gonna need you to take that back. Three reasons.

In the first place, we don’t know what happened to Susan later in life. We only know that she didn’t die when her siblings did. That’s a good thing, not a bad one, as if she had died then would not have been in a state of grace.

In the second place, Susan’s liking nylons and lipstick was NOT why she fell out of grace; nor is the fact that she became a sexual being, which the nylons thing is a code for. That’s an irrelevant distraction.

I forgot the third thing, but it was of course brilliant and funny.