Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut

I can’t stand the bitch, and I wish she’d just shut the hell up already.

But I feel a little bad for her. (VERY little.)

This news pleases me. There is some karma in this.

Or cunnilingus on herself.
Strange that the cause hasn’t (yet) been given. Must be pretty embarassing. (But what, pray tell, could embarass her?)

All of a sudden I wonder why we call them “cracks”.

Losing your balance whacking your jaw on the toilet in the airport bathroom while Larry Craig is fellating you.

The Freepers were going on how disgusting it was that the liberals were making fun of her, and how they don’t make fun of liberal tragedies. That that was the difference between liberals and conservatives, etc.

Convenient, isn’t it, how quickly they forget their theory that Barack Obama killed his grandmother to gain sympathy votes?

I’d like to see her jaw wired to the rear bumper of a fast moving 18 wheeler on a cross country run, myself. I mean with really heavy duty wire; more like a cable in fact.

Well it’s true, conservatives have never made insulting remarks about liberals, ever. There’s not a single thing on record that would suggest otherwise. They would be shocked – shocked, I tells ya – if a conservative said something as egregious as “Kill all the liberals.”

I don’t care about the weight of the wire, as long as it is capable of conducting huge amounts of electricity.

Hell why go that far from the source? How about when Ann herself commented on how the 9-11 widows were enjoying their widowhood?

Environmental contamination – you’d have to contain the puree. In her pre-blended state the physical toxic waste can’t seep anywhere. Once blended, the slurry could seep into the water table.

If you assume that she is a living human, that’s a good plan, but if she is already one of the “brraaaains” contingent, a good zapping might re-animate her.

I’m guessing the sheer weight of her adam’s apple finally put the whammy on her entire lower face.

At least she’ll finally lose some weight.

If you are a liberal, why is this good news? Wouldn’t you want a nut job like Coulter to continue spouting her garbage? Compared with what she spews, just about anything that comes from the left would have to look cerebral and rational.

Considering that she normally works in the mediums that use keyboards to produce work I think this is more figurative than anything else.

Olbermann announced this fact yesterday, then sat stone-faced. Then he says: “What, you think I would make a joke about that?”. Another pause. Then: “How could it be any funnier than it already is?”

AFAICT she fell down last month and broke her jaw. Cite.

Is that really the correct term if the orifice is a cloaca?

Ted Kennedy. Brain tumor. Yeah, I didn’t hear any jokes from the right about that at all.