Gentlemen, start your VCRs! ESPN’s running a special called “A Date With Anna”, on Monday, Dec. 30 at 9 PM EST. Looks like it’s going to have scenes from her calendar photo shoots, and might even profile what she does in her other job. 
What other job?
Gentlemen?? What about us lesbians?
It’s something to do with handling balls.
Love means “nothing” when she’s handling balls.
Y’know, I’m in the middle of watching this damn James Bond fest.
I don’t think I’m gonna have enough tissues for this.
Who the fuck is this and why do I always receive scores of emails about seeing her naked? She’s not particularly attractive.
Well, the Russians make great bread too…
I will never understand Kournikova attraction. She looks to me like a perfectly average European chick who just happens to play tennis (there are plenty of these).
Yet when her white shirt gets a little wet, or when 1/16" of her right labium “accidentally” pokes out of her itty-bitty tennis shorts as she bends down to tie her shoe, men go into a hormonal frenzy and start poppin’ boners left and right. What gives?
I’m not quite sure. Could ya provide an example of the labium incident, so that I might judge for myself?
WHERE’S THAT LABIUM PIC?? It’s been, like, 20 minutes already! Don’t leave us hanging! :pant: :pant:
NO LIP FOR YOU. :eek:
I was referring, of course, to the numerous .jpgs of her floating around the net that reveal miniscule amounts of skin as a sweaty, tomato-faced Kournikova does something decidedly un-sexy. Then there’s those mega closeups of her tantalizing tennis camel-toe. Yumm! :rolleyes:
You speak of camel toe as if it’s a bad thing.
Those guys must be really special. Left and right?? :eek:
Yeah, I guess you ladies can start your’s as well.
Am I the only one who thinks Martina Hingis is not only a better tennis player, but is also better looking than Anna Kournikova?
Seriously folks, check this chick out.
http://www.datacomm.ch/~beep/martina.htm
Granted, I’ve got nothing against Anna. After all, she is Martina’s double’s partner.
you wish;)
Posted by Mahaloth: “Am I the only one who thinks Martina Hingis is not only a better tennis player, but is also better looking than Anna Kournikova?”
Nothing against Martina, but she, Sir, is no Anna Kournikova. 
Anna plays tennis? You mean, as a hobby, right? Not professionally or anything, though, right?