I, Doobieous, as minister of addictions, appointed by our President, dpr, am assigned with the duty to get the entire message board addicted to something. It does not matter what you take up as your addiction, but you HAVE to be addicted to something. I must do my job, and if that means writing up a new law to put it into effect, so be it. So please everyone, you must register here with your addictions, so that I may know that you, as a responsible citizen of our fair country, are doing your duty as a SDMBan.
I will also need ten willing workaholics to do most of my work for me. You will be designated as the chief naggers who bother people to post their addictions. But, you dont have to be a workaholic, just willing to work under me. Also, i’ll need some cute gay boys to be my interns, and cause a scandal that makes me even popular.
Here are my addictions: New and exotic plants. I just obsess over them. And also this message board.
PS: if you say this message board is your addiction, pick a second. I think addiction here is a given, and is a requirement for admission as a citizen to the SDMB>
Of course, all moderators are addicted to Power and Oppressing People. But those go without saying
Furthermore:
Coffee
Speed (in a car, not the drug)
Music (well, not ALL music. Just some)
Tomb Raider games
Grand Prix III
Formula One (mentioning GP3 reminded me)
And for the love of all that’s sacred, I LOVE beer. But I’m not gonna admit I’m addicted to it. See, I’m trying to lose some weight (with marginal success, so far). Beer does not fit into that equation, so I only drink on special occasions. As the DubDopers will gladly attest, no doubt
I am so proud of you all. You are doing your duty as patriots of this great nation, and it just warms my heart to know that you all have such pride for your country. Keep it going, fair citizens!
