No dear, I had chicken for dinner.
God, the way you went on about how horrible this man was I thought he’s stolen his sister’s patrimony, sold her into the sex trade and sold the video rights to the FOX network. Let me see, what was his venial sin? Oh yeah, didn’t call his sister for six months. Umm, felony in your state or something? Is it five year’s hard labour if you forget to send a birthday card?
So while you judgemental folks were on your high horses calling this guy a ‘pompous toe rag’ ,and ‘little prince’ and slagging on him like a Greek chorus of harridans from the second season of Monty Python he was out following your (and pretty much everyone’s) advice and communing with his family. Too bad for Earl it took him till the next day to report back to you. You should have sent him your cell number-he could have called in updates from the buffet table. See, it’s all your fault he didn’t report in sooner!!! I’ll check in on this thread at my soonest possible convenience but do keep in mind I plan on sleeping for 8 hours tonight and attending work tomorrow so there may be some small delay. Ready your stopwatch.
I’d like to hear how the shower went but if Earl has the sense God gave a badger he’ll never bring up his family in here again.