What are your opinions, good or bad, about the anti-gravity tow truck industry?
Is this really a virus, and did my computer get it from a toilet seat?
When I dig a hole through the earth, um, do you need any fill dirt?
Please ID this spider; my little brother’s not feeling at all well.
How about the threads asking what “Hi Opal!” is all about? I haven’t seen one in a while, but then again I don’t peruse these boards as aggresively as some of you, so I may have missed it.
My vote for most annoying thread (and I haven’t seen a new one for a week or so):
“It Says ‘A Well-Regulated Militia’, And I’m Not Hearing Anything To The Contrary, Neener Neener LALALALALALA!!”
Does .99999… equal 1 yet?
Or:
“Women - stop doing [insert pet peeve] - you look like a skany ho’!”
Beat me to it, damn your eyes. 
I thought that was going to be the thread about biting into a spider…
I was going to suggest “Why do people do X? I don’t like doing X. People that do X are stupid.”, but there’s one kicking around at the moment.
What’s your username mean?
“December is a jackbooted-facist-hypocrite-troll-jerk”
Nope, saw one of those last week.
I think we’re overdue for an “Any Famous Dopers?” thread.
Sigh.