I see what you did there.
(Also, I agree. “Lifting the luggage.” 
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The University of South Carolina considers Rekers to be a “Distinguished Professor of Neuropsychiatry and Behavioral Science, Subspecialty: Psychology”. Which doesn’t say much for their program, does it?
Plus he apparently only found out the guy was even a prostitute halfway through the trip! Can’t imagine how that conversation went.
‘Carry my bag, will you? My, how did you get so strapping?’
‘Having sex with strangers.’
No, in fairness he’s definitely distinguished himself lately. How many other professors of neuropsychiatry have Dope threads running?
Who would know about deviated preverts better than another deviated prevert?
“A hard man is good to find!” -Mae West
Now it makes sense, he wanted to rent a boy to caddy for him, so he goes to rentboy. I guess he thought the smooth sweet ass and uncut cock he advertised were just because of Puerto Rican’s pride at owning livestock.
“Desperate blond comb-over.” Ha, ha, ha! It’s true, too.
And an eighteen year old Twinkie is probably still fresh, as long as you keep the wrapper on.
Well, that’s best anyway to prevent STDs.
“I’ve given thousands of sermons; do they call me Rekers the preacher? I’ve received millions of dollars; do they call me Rekers the fundraiser? But suck one little cock…”
The Brazilian Trail has been clear-cut, so it’s pretty hard to hide anything there.
. . . except maybe the salami.
It says “In 1983 Rekers was on the founding board of the Family Research Council”… but darned if I can find his name on the FRC history page…
The 8" uncut cock was needed for his experiments using the Large Hardon Collider.
Perfectly Built 8 Inch Cock – now that’s a band name.
That explains the need to go to Europe, then!
I’m not sure it’s schadenfreude if the person deserves what he’s getting. More like appreciation of justice.
He decided to bring a male prostitute because he didn’t want to be mistaken for being British.
Like the arid-land rancher who raised donkeys and chickens on his near-desert land. It was a constant challenge to keep a supply of water for the donkeys; their watering hole kept drying up, and he’d have to truck in water. The donkeys took to digging in the dirt of their pasture, to see if they could find wet soil underground that would give them some water, however muddy.
Well, one day the old rooster who serviced the hens finally reached his appointed time, and keeled over dead. The farmer was saddened; though the bird had a feisty attitude, he had had him a long time, and had grown attached to the cantankerous old rooster. So he sadly took him out into the pasture, found one of the dry holes the donkeys had dug, and interred the old bird here.
The sheriff happened to be driving by, saw him doing this, and promptly arrested him for Sodomy.
Well, of course: it met the textbook definition. He was, after all, burying his cock in an ass hole.
More like he wanted to be mistaken for a Labour MP
8" is little???
Oh, I forgot. This is The Dope, where every cock is enormous and all IQs are over 150. 