You really don’t want to know what O.J. was doing in the airport in those ads…
His buddies at the Family Research Council aren’t even waiting for him to make up a good story, they are (apparently) assuming the story is true, and he’s getting thrown under the busas if launched by a well defined set of toned and muscley arms. Makes you wonder what might have happened in the past that they are not even questioning the allegations.
Contacted for comment, the Family Research Council confirmed that Rekers was a member of its founding board.
Yeah, hypocrisy is bad, but whatcha gonna do? It’s in our nature (except for gayness, which is a sin against nature, unless you’re a Christian minister preaching against it in which case it is your nature so long as you’re closeted ). But, being Christians, we all got get-outta-Hell free cards, so fuck it, in the words of our prophet from South Park, Colorado, “Whatever! Whatever! I do what I want!” and ask forgiveness afterwards.
These douches don’t even make good nonsense.
Searching for who killed Nicole, as he’s said he’ll keep doing, of course. And he seems to be doing a good job of it, too, between golf games – most people, if questioned, would say that the person who did was clearly in the Miami Airport at the exact same time that he was. 
HRC, GLAAD, GLSEN, and their ilk are missing a bet, though – they would have a powerhouse of advocates if they simply organized into a pro-gay advocacy group all the experienced former anti-gay crusaders and money-raisers who were, uh, caught with their pants down and disavowed by DobsonCorp.
He’s apparently tracked the killers down to the Lovelock Correctional Center in Colorado. (Getting himself sent there was brilliant; it looked completely believable.)
“Lovelock”…(heh, heh, heh)…hey, Beavis, OJ went to Lovelock!..(heh, heh, heh)…
Heh!
I’ll just throw in Dr. Rekers’s newest explanation:
“Thanks, son. Keep the tip.”
"There’s a young boy that I know; his age is twenty-two
He makes me come way down in South Carolina
i run an ex-gay program, and I’m lookin’ for some fun
Someday soon, goin’ with him, someday soon.
Jim Dobson does not like him ‘cause his ad’s on Rentboy.com
He says he’ll only leave me hot and bothered
But he’s always there to help me get my luggage up
Someday soon, goin’ with him, someday soon."
- Ian Tyson, somewhat revised for the occasion
I don’t get all the criticism here, as I think this Rekers dude acted in a very rational manner. I mean if you want to hire someone to carry your bags what are the first things that pop to mind?
That’s right, go to a site called “rentboy.com” and look for a 20 year old, 5’9’‘, 130 pounds, 28’’ waist size, 8x6" UNCUT, VERSATILE, NICE ASS, Puerto Rican.
Makes perfect sense to me. :dubious:
Well, you have to admit that someone in Rekers’ shoes who did hire a personal assistant using Rentboy.com definitely has a lot of baggage! 
Don’t forget that the COCK IS PERFECT.
Woah, this thread is full of surprises!
What, it has a halo, or something?
Meaning that twin beds = no sex? I don’t think so. If I were traveling with another male with whom I was having an illicit affair, I’d probably book twin bed too. Looks better to the hotel staff, raises no eyebrows and doesn’t preclude a romp under the covers. Plus he might just not be into cuddling.
Turned out he was the Antichrist.
Stalin had photoshop?
Didn’t you notice that it was released to the West about the same time as the fall of the Soviet Union? It was heavily used by the KGB since the 1920s. Most of our computer technology is actually KGB technology.
LOL
“Forget all that spam. The one technology known to modern man that will reliably enlarge your penis is Photoshop.” 