Some of these you can explain away as just bad artwork. But most of them have conceptual problems. Why would anyone want a tattoo of Bart Simpson’s anus or a pile of shit or a giraffe molesting an elephant?
Why in the name of all that is pure and good would someone tattoo the Goatse guy on his chest?
The tooth one is funny, in a “Huh?” kind of way.
The hamster/finger is awesome!
And the monkeys.
I thought the bike handles was clever, if the dude is a BMX enthusiast who likes to be ridden in bed…
Dude, the giraffe raping the elephant gains points for the moustache alone. The hamster wins for scoring a perfect 100 on the 1-100 WTF Scale. I am completely convinced that the thong tattoo is fake, so no points for that.
The coloured one with the little girl was surprisingly not-cartoony.
I wonder whether the sticks of dynamite would show up on an airport scanner?
How many other people read #2 simply as a commandment “Don’t Make Trash”?
The guy with the face tat on the back of his head is pretty weird.
I wonder if it would disappear with his hair grown out?
I can’t imagine living with these things.
If the tooth tat belongs to a dentist with a sense of humor, it’s awesome. Anyone else, it’s not.
The monkey artwork looks like it was done by Slug Signorino.
I did a double take at that.
I sure as hell hope so - I hate to think of the poor tattoo artist who had to ink that.
Is that … Chewbacca … in a blue lounge suit?
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Has there ever been a portrait tattoo that didn’t look completely creepy? I think with the movement of the skin is always going to distort the face in weird ways and end up repulsive.
This is an anecdote I heard on the radio, short and sweet:
Some guy got a tattoo on his forearm of the Leviticus Bible verse that forbids homosexuality.
If he would’ve read a little further in Leviticus, he would’ve found out that tattoos are forbidden too.
I love that one.
The handlebars are cool; all the rest suck. The Goatse doesn’t look like a real tattoo.
Well, that one was obviously a child with Down’s syndrome…
By the way, I actually liked the eyes in the back of the neck. Not that I’d want one like that.
Only if you have a bunny on the other one…