I know. I’ve got a ten-year-old. Believe me, I’m sleeping as much as I can.
Aww, micro-Ginger is so cute! 
Dopers having sex?
Where is the web cam of this blessed conception? I mean c’mon.
Did Dave stick the dismount?
Congrats!
Congratulations, Ginger and Dave!
Ow! My brain!
I don’t know what this means, nor do I want to.
…so little barbecue sauce.
[sup]what?[/sup]
Congrats, Dave and Gingy, on the little sausage… I mean, cheeto. And as soon as Amber gets over the embarassment of having me as a wife, I’m sure she’ll extend her hearty good wishes as well. May your labour be as short as your joy is long.
Congratulations! Can I knit you a baby blankie? November should give me plenty of time.
That’s fantastic news. Congratulations to the both of you!
Boy oh boy! You two sure did get your $4.95’s worth, didn’t you?
Congratulations!
Wow! What great news, you guys! Hey, look, I know everyone so far is angling for their favorite November dates, but my birthday is November 10th, so obviously, that’s the best day to have this baby! 
WooHooo, another doperbaby, this is such goodnews you guys ! I am so happy for both of you.
Wow!
Squishes for all of you! I saw this briefly this morning, but didn’t have time to post then. I did, however, grin all the way through work.
I’m happy for you guys. All four of you.
Laura
I dedicate this, my first post as a charter member, to your good news!
Whoopee!
Congrats to all of you. Nothing like a newbie in the oven
Congrats to to you and Mr. GingerOfTheNorth.
Stuck the dismount is a gymnastics term. After completing the excercise, when he jumped off the “apparatus”, did he keep his landing or did he stumble?
It’s all in jest.
Congratulations! As others have said, we might be able to beat the ignorance gene yet! does the snoopy dance
Or, in your case, all in Shirley Ujest. Do you and Mr. Ujest have any little Jesters?
From the looks of the picture his landing was right on target. 
Congrats!!! What a cutie already.