I think “Jack Booted Thugs” would be a cool punk name.
One of my favorite pastimes is coming up with rock band names (yes, i do lead a pathetic life). My favorites:
Margaret Thatcher’s Teeth
Evil Leprechaun Alarm Clock
Monkeyshine
Lemon Perfect
Toolbooth
Darla and the Happy Addicts
I’m sure I’ll remember more later…
Bobby Jeffress and the Closet Homosexuals(long story)I didn’t create this name, but it’s dang funny, if you knew the story.
My older brother’s friends had a band called “Otis Monkeyhead”, another long story. I have more, even some I made up, but, alas, I’m too tired to tell you today, my friends. Smeghead, will you marry me?
Pyschizophrenic Rednecks
Red Jello
Smelly Carpet Fuzz
So what if I’m really bored right now?
Bum Gravy
Caustic Spunk
When some friends of mine were casting about for an iconic-style band name, they came up with a few, only two of which I can remember: “Fathoms” and “The Red Band.”
I always thought “Pass” would be a good name for a Rush tribute band, but none of my friends got the joke.
The movie P.C.U. had something like that, except the band was called Everyone Gets Laid.
PCU! I sometimes hate to admit it, but that’s a classic!