Crazy Band Names

Ya come on everyone, just tell me some of the weirdest band names you’ve ever heard. I personally was once in a band called No Fat Chicks. Another funny one Ive heard is John Cameron Doesn’t Shake Hands.

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“Polling” questions such as this one belong in the IMHO (In My Humble Opinion) forum, where you will no-doubt find this thread transferred in a matter of hours.

But before the inevitable happens, let me suggest:

Fine Young Cannibals
The Dead Milkmen
Betty’s Not a Vitamin

Hell Toupee

An all girl band named:

The Guttersluts

The Japanese have a knack for weird band names:

Thee Michelle Gun Elephant (no kidding)
Melt Banana
Glay

and many others…

Kinky Freidman and the Texas Jewboys

I think the Japanese had one named Pimple.

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Barenaked Ladies
Pink Floyd
U2
Dinosaur Jr
Supertramp
Steely Dan
Hootie & the Blowfish

Meat Puppets
Skinny Puppy
Urban Blight
Child Labor
Lothar and the Hand People
Richard Hell and the Voidoids
Dead Kennedys
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Zen Tricksters
Deep Banana Blackout
Velcro Pygmies
Pud Fuckers
Dr. Fungly O’Fied and the Enema Nurses
[sup](One of my favorite parts of reading The Village Voice was seeing the crazy band names in the club section.)[/sup]

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hmm…let’s see here:
Einsturzende Neubauten
Skinny Puppy
Cabaret Voltaire
Throbbing Gristle
LeÆther Strip
Velvet Acid Christ
Christian Death
Alien Sex Fiend
and i could keep going…and goin…and goin…

Manson Family Christmas
The Exploding Archbishops

Gaye Bikers on Acid <— I am not lying, my BF used to listen to them.

Wet Wet Wet
Shiver Shiver It’s Hitler’s Liver (then shortened to Hitler’s Liver)
Orchestral Manoeuvres In the Dark
The Voodoo Ninjas
Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies
Bullshit Café
Moxy Fruvous
Horny Educated Fleas

My gay dad
John Couger Concentration Camp
Renaldo and the Loaf
Boris the Sprinkler

I know an italian band called Power Pimps and Super Hookers. Their demo tape is called The Legend of the Limber Whore

two of my favorites (band names, not bands):

REO SpeedDealer
JFKFC

About twelve years ago in the Seattle area there was a band making the rounds that went by the name of Catbutt. According to a writeup they got in a local alternative paper, the lead singer grew up dirt-poor in the South. Occasionally his family killed and cooked stray cats to supplement their diet. The favorite cut of meat was… teeny tiny rumproast.

Or so the story went.

Me, Mom and Morgentaler
Armed and Hammered
Buddy Whatshisname and the Other Fellas
God Speed You Black Emperor
Chixdiggit

ah well…

Exploding White Mice
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