What the heck is it? The seller’s description is confusing.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=3753859962&rd=1
“I don’t think Jesus would mind being on the lantern next to a clown doll,”
Considering how often he shows up in tacos, no, I suppose he doesn’t mind his current predicament…
Yeah, this auction is weird, alright, but not in any paranormal sense…
:shrug : I guess nobody else knows what it is either.
Wow and I thought I babbled a lot :eek:
Sorry, not a clue as to what all that was about…
Clearly there was a shitload of good Jamaican weed in that box, but the seller selfishly smoked it all before listing it.
I think it’s someone’s idea of “art”, and their odd description is an attempt to sound mysterious and ethereal so their not-too-spectacular work will perhaps sell for more. Damn Goths.
Don’t worry, prospective buyers. The clown doll isn’t haunted.
Which truly comes as a surprise. I thought every clown doll was haunted.
What the heck were clown dolls #1 and #2 then?
Seems pretty cool, you know…in a “Let’s have a wild, drunken teen Hallowe’en party, hey look at the doll, hey where’s the doll?, hey where’s Steve?, what’s with the blood?, Ahhhhh!, stabstabstab” kinda way.
Can you tell I don’t like clowns? 
I think look@hergo! has it. It’s art and the ebay pitch is, itself, part of the art. Not necessarily goth. Art is a strange thing.
I used to work for UC Davis in a small capacity. I was in the Environmental Health and Safety Department (a staff department, not an academic department). We got a call of vandalism that turned out to be an art installation.
A new building had opened and several whole departments had been moved into it. That left several other buildings, or parts of them, empty. It was an opportunity to refurbish the empty buildings before moving new people into the spaces.
Word of that got out. Some art student thought referbish meant tearing out all the walls and fixtures, so that anything at all could be done to the inside of one of these empty rooms without any actual harm being done. He got some really long pieces of rebar and made an artistic installation by poking it into the wallboard. There was also some used motor oil artistically placed on the floor here and there.
Just for the record, refurbish usually means repainting the walls, not tearing them out. Always ask someone in charge before you go poking holes in walls, even if you have heard rumors that the walls are history. And used motor oil is hazardous waste. That’s why EH&S got called instead of security.
Are ghosts hazardous waste? Could Jesus be considered to be a proper absorbant before containment. . . I’ll go to bed now.
Under ‘seller’s other items’ there are more damn haunted boxes!Dolls and angels join the party.
It is quite aptly I see categorized under ‘Weird Stuff’
Wonder what I could get for my puzzle box that once solved opens a portal to hell? Any offers?
From one of her other auctions;
Oooookay, thanks for the info.
No, they’re all just plain evil.
That Ghost in the Jar thing went for 10K, and nobody’s betting on this one? 