Another "ID this song for me" request

Cafe Society
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I have almost NO info to go on. It popped into my head while I got up to go pee about 1/2 hour ago. It MAY have been a Dr. Demento song; I’m not sure. It’s got a piano opening, and it sounds ragtime. The opening is close to - but not quite - Tom Lehrer’s Vatican Rag. Maybe with I Will Survive mixed in. The lyrics start out with something about (I believe) “ever since I was a little bitty kid, my momma [or mother, or some other term]…” something. It may reference something being placed above his crib, like a mobile or something.

That’s all I got.

2

No idea, but CCR’s Cotton fields Back Home starts with When I was a little bitty baby My mama would rock me in the cradle.

3

Can’t believe I know this one. It’s “My Ding A Ling” by Chuck Berry. His only #1 hit.

4

As “My Ding-a-Ling” was recorded before a live audience with only Chuck Berry’s guitar as musical accompaniment, it wouldn’t appear to match the OP’s description (“It’s got a piano opening, and it sounds ragtime. The opening is close to - but not quite - Tom Lehrer’s Vatican Rag. Maybe with I Will Survive mixed in”) very well.

5

Yeah, it’s not Chuck Berry. In my recollection, it’s more recent than that. Maybe within the last 20 years.

6

Sorry. I thought for sure the lyrics were a match for what you were describing.

7

Is it Shaddap you face - Joe Dolce?

8

No. Never heard that one before. This one has a faster tempo.