RS1: Truth is, I thought it mattered. I thought that Music mattered – but does it, bollocks. Not compared to how people mattered.
and an easy one, semi-live:
RS2: We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight, and we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois’ law enforcement community…
Easy one. (No fair Googling)
“Sweet Loretta Fat thought she was a cleaner but she was a frying pan…”
“Get Back” off “Let It Be” by the Beatles
“Everybody Needs Somebody (to Love)” from the Blues Brothers soundtrack.
From Ms Boods: ‘Hallo? Who’s that speaking, please?’
A couple answers:
JB5: “Angry,” Paul McCartney
MsBoods: “Party Line,” The Kinks
And one of my own:
TB1: “Hey you! Don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound, the nuttiest sound around! …”
TB1: “Hey you! Don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound, the nuttiest sound around! …”
– For some reason, I recall this being Madness’ “One Step Beyond.” Am I right?
Tubthumping - Chumbabwumba (Taken from the movie Brassed Off - How sad is it that I know that)
Zelski1-Somewhere in a lonely hotel room there’s a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him. It’s 2 a.m.
This one bugged me for a while:
Twilight Zone - Golden Earring
LD2: “I think I busted a button on me trousers - they might fall down.”
LD3: “OK baby. Bend over and spread 'em. Here comes my bullet.”
B1: Even though their in the middle of a whirlwind tour, Henrietta and the Wife Beating Child Haters . . ."
Dammit, I will learn to hit preview some day:
B1: “Even though they’re in the middle of a whirlwind tour, Henrietta Collins and the Wife Beating Child Haters . . .”
Ah, I thought of one:
SP1: “Come on everybody, clap your hands. [Sound of a few people halfheartedly applauding.] Ooh, you’re looking good. Are you having a good time? I sure am…”
I’ll stop there. It should be enough to identify the song.
I don’t think anyone has tried JB12 yet–“Mother Earth” by Eric Burdon & War, right?
And I don’t think the title was given for JB11–“Don’t Try to Lay No Boogie-Woogie on the King of Rock & Roll” by Long John Baldry (or Bald John Laundry).
Nitpick: JB15 isn’t really an intro to “Fire,” it’s the last lines of the previous track on the album, “Fire Poem.”
Ah, Spoons, is your first name Sam by chance? 
That’s “Trouser Press” by the Bonzo Dog Band!
LD3 is the Mothers of Invention version of “Happy Together.”
I know what album LD2 is from, but I can’t remember which song follows…
san1: i still believe in god, but god no longer believes in me
CG-2: “I am the god of hellfire…”
CG-3: “I am. I think I am…therefore I am…I think…”
CG-4: “Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.”
CG-5: “Gimme an F!”
CG-2: Fire, The Crazy World of Arthur Brown (whose website is the excellently named godofhellfire.co.uk)
This is Crystal Method’s Trip Like I DO. The intro is lifted from The Dark Crystal.