Another Right-Wing Email Forward

[De_La_Rue]

Let me get this straight…

John Cleeserevokes America’s independence after the 2000 election, then the blue states join Canada and the red states are namedJesuslandafter the 2004 election, and now both the right and left want to secede from each other. Come on, people! Pick a nation and stick with it!

[gustp]

@DMark

My reaction is:
You forgot your usual catch-phrase, “America - love it or leave it!”. Be careful that door doesn’t slam you on your ass on the way out.
Of course, that begs the question - where are people like him supposed to go now? Canada sure as hell doesn’t want him - nor does 99% of Europe. I suppose they might find a niche in certain parts of the old Eastern European countries.

Columbia would take him.

[elelle]

Yep, right Dear John.
You can have all that, and when your toilets aren’t clean, your restaurants empty, your lawns unkempt, hospital beds untended, well, who is going to need help in 5 years, much less 15?