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The post is mostly not that interesting. For instance, everything is spelled correctly. But it’s got one feature I really like, and that’s the long list of terms that I assume are supposed to make the post pop up on a Google search. Some of them are standard but some are really bizarre and that’s what I wanted to share here.

“snl christopher walken viagra?” If Christopher Walken is on Viagra, I don’t want to know about it. Especially if he’s using it on SNL. “song 27 tons of viagra?” What the hell? “27 tons of viagra” sounds like a country song I don’t want to hear, maybe something Merle Haggard did to pay the bills. What album is that on? I’m imagining it sounds like “16 Tons,” but with, you know, Viagra. A lot of it.

Is Insurance Courier better than regular Courier? And is it better than Arial or Times New Roman?

For sure.

No Abe Viagra?

No, but his wife is in there. Big Italian family, the Viagras. Sophia’s great, but Abe is kind of a prick.

I like Snow White Viagra Girl. It’s either something you buy on a street corner, or a song by Bread.

“Staggering Viagra dosage.” Well, I suppose you’d be staggering after a 3-week erection, wouldn’t you?

“Songs about Viagra” Are there any? Let’s see.

(To the tune of Eminem’s “Without Me”)
*I’ve created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Droopy no more
They want Willy, it’s chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Willy, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of V mixed with some Cialis
Some sildenafil citrate that’ll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get the bill for the pills
by the doctor who recommended them
When I’m rockin’ the table while he’s “operating” (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop staring
Cause I’m back, I’m in the bag and tumescing
I know that you got a look Ms. Cheney
but your Dick’s heart problem’s complicating
So the FDA won’t let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on SDMB
But it feels so empty, without V
So, come on and dip, pills on your lips
Screw that, wank ‘til I flip, slip in into my socks
And get ready, cause this ain’t gettin’ less heavy
Don’t matter if I got other business, FUCK YOU VIAGRA!

Now this looks like a job for V
So everybody stand clear of me
'Cos I need a little trajectory
'Cos I need to bend over to pee
I said this looks like a job for V
So everybody stand clear of me
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Geeze Marley, maybe you shouldn’t be so hard on the guy…
:smiley:

He can’t help it. He just took his Christopher Walken-sized dose of Viagra.

Well, I guess you’re right, then. No way he can soft-sell that one.

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You’re saying I should not be taking a dose equal to Walken’s body weight every eight hours? Ugh. I suppose this is what I get for buying the Walken-shaped bottle. Even worse, the warning on the back says “If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, consult The Deer Hunter.”

16 tons before; 27 tons after. It happened to me.

What did you owe to the company store after that?

It’s like Flintstones vitamins. But instead you get one shaped like Walken, one shaped like DeNiro . . .

An apology.

Marley23 it’s a good thing you stopped him early. He would have kept it up all night.

“snorting viagra”? Lie, Pinocchio, lie!

What was the country that was the source of this spam? My money’s on India or a former Soviet republic.