Who’s pissed? You’re just completely wrong is all.
When it’s time to bone the missus, you don’t stop for no fucking CAR REPAIRS! You don’t stop for ANYTHING! He only stopped to put water in the radiator because he HAD to. FIXING the problem can come AFTER he bones the missus.
An excellent choice on their part, though I always thought the Corvette Stingray was the apotheosis of sexy cars. But a Camaro works.
Troppus, Frylock – take it to the Pit, or don’t – but drop this hijack now.
twickster, Cafe Society moderator
They rejected this one.
As much steam as he had coming out, I’m not sure he’s going to get there at all. Once the Fiji water leaks out in a few miles, he’s going to be stranded on the side of the road with a bloodstream full of Viagra and a long wait ahead of him.
Oh, the first-generation Camaro is one of the sexiest cars ever. I love those cars. If I had a stack of money buring a hole in my pocket, I’d ditch my Corvair and get a Camaro too (or maybe a 'Vette, but probably '66 or so). I just thought their choice of year was amusingly juvenile.
And only armadillos and cacti as alternatives…“Hmm…leprosy or laceration?”
The point may not be to have the viewer recognize the voice and identify the actor, but rather just get a level of comfort from the familiarity of the voice. “I know that voice, I must trust that voice. I should buy ___.”
Not uncommon. It’s a phase.
They also have lots of B vitamins, like other energy drinks. Not sure how effective B vitamins actually are at waking you up.
I, too, get the boobs and butt look. It’s like you fold her knees up to her shoulder, so you can see the boobs and butt at the same time. The line across the middle is the leg going up.
They know they are being taken into a room, but they are blindfolded. They don’t know what is in the room.
When Febreeze was first created, it didn’t stink. They found that it didn’t sell well, despite the claim to make odors disappear. Market studies showed that people didn’t think they needed it (oh, my house doesn’t stink, I just cleaned) and weren’t sure it did anything because they couldn’t smell it. So they changed their market strategy to “you’re not done cleaning until you Febreeze” and get people to incorporate Febreeze into their routine rather than using it when they have troublesome odors. Then they added the strong odor if it’s own so you can tell you used it. Thus, the gaggingly strong odor.
Yes, meaningless and incoherent dreck being spouted by a guy who looks like he can’t figure out what half the words mean.
Their’s normal “I missed you” behavior, and then there’s the odd vibe that commercial puts out with the longing looks, unnatural dialogue, and strange tension.
OMG! That’s just… Gah! Rather NSFW, to be sure. (Couple newlyweds having sex doggie style, and he comes on her face, except he comes skittles. No naked bits, but still blatant.)
The physical gesture they are making.
“You have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance!”
And it’s sequel -
I know we’ve been admonished to take this to the pit but I really don’t want to pit you (even though you were mean, and implied that I’m old and hurt my last feeling :(:(
). You seem to feel a bit passionate about this subject and took the time to respond so I didn’t want you to think I just shined you on (ooooh, gotta add that one to the “forgotten slang from your childhood” thread). You do realize I was refering to the athletes that were on the field being honored, right? I wasn’t talking about the spectators at large. Also, I didn’t say anything about people *streaking * at a wedding; I compared a bride and groom - participants in a significant and somewhat formal event - using their phones / recorders while the ceremony was taking place.
Finally, I don’t know who implied *you’re *offended by what I said (though I kind of think you are now). I responded to someone who said *I * am offended by how people use technology, which is not the point I was making. I find it strange and inappropriate for people not to be fully engaged in a situation such as a world event where they are being honored and millions of people are watching them. It’s not the devices / *what *they were doing neccessarily, it’s the fact that they didn’t seem to be “present” for lack of a better word.
Do feel free to start a thread about it. It needn’t be in the pit (unless you want to insult me some more).
Holy Christ! I feel dirty…
OMG, I’m LMFAO! DIIRTY!
Aside from being revolting, what are these supposed to be? I mean, who or what were they made for? Obviously they were never going to air (at least on American TV*). Are there porn channels with commercials?
- I’m all for getting out of the puritanical funk this country is in but these ads aren’t entertaining, IMO.
I ran across a Sprite commercial for a foreign country where a blond is giving a black guy head, and when he erupts it’s a sprite bottle gushing all over her.