This is alocal car wash commercial airing for Christmas.
It may just be me, but it gives off quite the bukkake/golden shower vibe. :eek:
It’s just you, perv :p. Actually, the peachy colored foam *is *a little projectile vomitish. Otherwise, kind of cute.
I’m puzzled over the State Farm “Discount Double Check” commercial that airs on various Youtube videos. Here’s a link, just in case.
What does “I’m kinda over that move,” mean in relation to an insurance co. promotion? Does he now find it dull and unexciting? If so, what sort of person finds insurance company promotions exciting? It seems to be an admission of deep personal failings, really.
The State Farm rep responds “So are we,” to his statement. They are over their own promotion? I get the impression they may never really have liked it. A strange thing for an insurance company rep to admit to.
“It’s a little … soft …” This truly means … nothing …
“No it isn’t.” Why? Why would anyone give a flying fuck?
"They wanted something with a little “errrrrh.” Yes, that’s what I want from insurance companies. “Errrrrh.”
“I like it, it’s terrifying.” Yes. Terrifying. Another thing I want from insurance companies. Terror.
I get the impression these guys are football players, and maybe if I knew squat about them the commercial might make sense. But honestly, I really, really doubt that.
OK. So I had thought that only members of the Dope would spend so much time analyzing a creepy old coffee commercial. Of course I should have known better, this being the internet and all. Apparently, it has a fandom. That fandom has gotten enough attention that somebody has written an article about it. “How to talk to your family about that Folgers incest commercial.”
I haven’t seen the commercial, but I won’t drink Southern Comfort because it tastes so awful.
No, it doesn’t really seem like that at all.
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I heard on NPR that when the chemical was invented it was unscented…and people in the focus groups didn’t care for it, even though it was quite effective at removing all traces of the offending order. They had to ADD a scent to it to make it marketable. Which apparently meant that the chemists had to go back to the lab and invent ANOTHER chemical whose scent was impervious to the odor-removing properties of the first chemical.
I can’t find it on youtube right now, and that’s probably a good thing, but I recently saw a Charmin commercial about those bears worrying about getting skidmarks on their underwear; that was when I decided, “Okay, THAT’S it for Charmin in MY household.”
Seriously, the one about toilet paper lint sticking to their ass was bad enough.
I had used Charmin my entire adult life, and the second animated bears shitting in the woods became an official mascot, I never bought another roll. Hell, we started getting the Northern TP with the yellow lab mascot right about when we got our own yellow lab, about six years ago. Had a nice synergy to it.
There are several mixed drinks it is great in. Straight up? Not for me.
OK, the homoeroticism of the Brawny ad is hard to beat, but I wonder about this commercial for the Cadillac XTS (called the “Buttons” commercial and about the CUE or “Cadillac User Experience,” the touchscreen command center in this new car). The script reads, “Count the number of buttons in your car. Now count the number of buttons on your tablet. Isn’t it time the automobile advanced? Introducing CUE in the all-new Cadillac XTS. The simplicity of a tablet has come to your car. The all-new Cadillac XTS has arrived and it’s bringing the future forward. See your Cadillac dealer for this attractive offer.” They seem to miss the point that buttons are useful in a car because you can learn to use them without looking, but you need to look at a tablet PC to use its on-screen features.
What is it with people wanting fake scents?
I’d probably like frebreeze it it didn’t smell.
I hate going into houses with all the damn plugins and scented candles burning and air fresheners that spritz when you walk past them.
If you want your house to smell good bake some cinnamon rolls or simmer some orange peels in a pot of water.
You should smell my pot roast … 
I’ll bet it smells a lot better when it’s not competing with the floral scent of a plugin. 
I second this.
I laughed at that one. Maybe you’re just not their targeted demographic.
Somebody apparently never told him that you aren’t supposed to go for the brain.
Cadillac commercials do seem more moronic than most.
They’re all continuations of this original commercial. Aaron Rodgers is the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers, who’s pretty good. The joke is in how increasingly dismissive they are of their celebrity sponsor.