I know there’s a way to fix that. I’ll have to look it up.
She is, isn’t she? I’d be glad just to watch her read her shopping list.
Muesli with yoghurt and milk
I didn’t think so either, but I dunno, I may have acted rashly.
I had to move it – the dog was trying to get up on the table again.
I had to powderize it and mix it with condensed milk. Otherwise, he’d just pretend to swallow it, then spit it out.
I should have it done today, then I’m taking the next few days off.
You knew you weren’t going to like the answer we gave. Maybe you shouldn’t have asked it in the first place.
Yes, thanks. Now roll over.
That’s when the butler stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes.
Yes I agree they do taste odd.
I distinctly remember telling you never to ask me about that.
I know, right?
Yes, yes, I promise I’ll explain the joke to you, but give me a minute to stop laughing first.
Because, reasons.
No, not right. That’s both an answer and a question, and this thread is for answers ONLY.
He told me he was going to the grocery store, so I don’t know why they found his car 20 miles in the opposite direction.
I spoke with him yesterday. He’s staying in town for the holidays this year.
I ordered it on line, it was less embarrassing that way.
That’s what she said!